The voice (TV) : Madam, I have a message for u, your husband had called.
Me(literally jumping out of my seat) : Message for me from whom?, have u got the right number
TV: Ayesha madam, message for you from ur husband, he said he will call back later.
Me : What rubbish, are u sure it was for me, FYI, I am not married
TV: oopps, correct, then how can ur husband call u? How did i forget u are still single?
Me: Listen, Better clean your ears and don't give me such stupid messages.
TV: Am sorry, but that person said,...eitherways, Sorry.
Me: Guess some one has fooled u and the duffer that u are have fallen for it.
TV : Probably (Still in a state of shock, hangs up)