Thursday, October 17, 2002

If you were to proclaim ur love to someone how would u do it? Write a sweet little poem or send a bunch or roses, go on ur knees? Sounds too filmy and mushy. I wonder if people really do all such crazy stuff in life. hilarious are the way people express their feelings to one another, but it is serious business for them.

Am sure, many of u would have read this before, a love letter by software professional. ...what actually takes the cake is the tapori proclaiming his love...will post that one day. Meanwhile ensoi this.....

Dear Ms.

Miss, I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I've been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you that never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You not only have a beautiful face, but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful that it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt all my program modules running smoothly and giving expected results, which I have never experienced before.
With this letter, I just want to convey that, if we linked together, I’ll provide you with all the objects and libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.

Also don't bother about the firewall, which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them accept our linking (marriage).

I anticipate that nobody is already logged into your database so that my connect script would fail. And it's all certain that if this happened to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Only yours,
Software Professional

Does this inspire u to write a love letter....lemme know

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